Blog Swap: When His Pet Gets in the Way
Okay, folks. Here, at long last, is the infamous DC Princess to share in the Blog Swappage with a little story about…well, I don’t want to ruin the surprise. Just read it!
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Hey everyone…I’m PQ and the lovely Tabitha and I decided that we want to have our Blog Swap on OUR terms (Read: We just totally forgot about it.) I’m glad to be over here at her lovely space while she’s a guest at mine…If you like what you read here, don’t be a stranger and stop by the home of the DC Princess any time!
I love my boyfriend. I really do but he has this habit of being late. It frustrated me but I’ve gotten used to it and he really tries so I have to give him credit. There are little things that we have to work on because it’s a new relationship but…There is one issue that could be the end of our relationship.
Facebook.
It’s not that he sends me stupid things constantly on Facebook nor is it that he won’t change his status to “In a Relationship”…
Oh no.
It’s his pet.
The other night, we spent a lovely night together but by the time we made it to my room, it was around 1:00 A.M….Since we hadn’t had a ‘normal’ night last week due to my accident, I was looking forward to some nice sexytime with my boyfriend. I changed, sat on my bed and he pointed to my laptop and said “I just have to feed my pet.”
I thought he was joking.
“It’ll just take 2 minutes. I haven’t played with him all day.”
God I wish that was a euphemism.
“No.”
“Oh come on.”
“Nope. Fine. It’s either your pet or sex.”
I turned around to see him POUTING. I was half-joking but he was really pouting. I shrugged and put my laptop away. He reached for it. I gave him the death stare.
“It’s an obsession.”
“You’d pick that over sex with me?”
“No…I thought you were kidding.”
“Fine. Play with your pet then.” (Yes, double meaning)
He put my computer away but I just looked at his sad face and said
“I was teasing. Go ahead. Do what you need to do.”
“No…you’re really upset.”
Now I was getting agitated because he’s spending too much of my time going back and forth. When will boys learn to just LISTEN AND DO without questioning?
“No…go ahead. Play with your pet.”
So he grabs my laptop and gets on his Facebook to play with his “Superpoke Pet”. Then he turns to me and tells me that I should get one too.
*Glare*
“But look, your friend Mandy has one too.”
“Uhhuh.”
“If you get one, you can play with mine.”
“Yeah sure…I’ll go ahead and just play with your pet on Facebook…Is that what you’d prefer?”
*Silence*
Once he finally put the computer away and we cuddled…we did eventually have sexytime…but he’s going to have to play with his Facebook pet on his own time…or he’ll be stuck playing with his other pet by himself too.
Wow! That is seriously nuts! I would have been pissed too!
I wasn’t SERIOUSLY pissed but I was a little grumpy for sure!
evil. pure evil. although i’d do the same, unless it was getting in the way of when I REALLY want sexytimes.
Are you calling me evil? I will cut you.
Wow…that boy needs to get his priorities straight. Great story, PQ! Thanks again for swapping with me!
Haha…I know right? I loved swapping with you! Thanks for being cool about doing it on our own time.
He’s gay.
That is the only explaination.
Secretly gay.
Otherwise, he would have cared more about feeding his pet snake to your pet kitten.
He is not gay! His mangina is just a little too active sometimes.
Cracking up. I might be like that with Twitter (in my BF’s mind). But a pet. That’s crossing a line. [NOTE: do NOT download that app]
- @floridagirlindc
Pet prevails over possible poonanny? Preposterous!
Oh MEN! LOL Those facebook games are all evil if you ask me.
That is insanely odd! A superpoke pet? I mean, it’s fine if he has one but maybe he should keep that to himself? Or perhaps get a real pet like a goldfish or something. Boys can be so frustratring sometimes!