Haiku-d you please analyze this for me?
Shannon (of Love, Comma fame) posted a fun list of some of the search terms that led people to her blog (via the awesome Google Analytics). It’s not a meme or a “tag-you’re-it” thing, but I thought it’d be fun to mimic. And, in honor of the much-neglected Haiku Friday, I decided to add my commentary in the form of…dun-dun-DUNNN…
*whispers* …haiku.
Enjoy!
In no particular order, other than the order in which I haphazardly grabbed these from the list of over 40…here are some original Just-Tabitha haiku, and the search terms that inspired them.
I can imagine
how that could be stressful — But…
why’d you Google it?
communication skills today compared to yesterday
No fair! Yesterday,
I was inarticulate
’cause I was tired! *pout*
tabitha fart
Heh. That’s right, Google!
You show them where to find me.
I am the Fart Queen.
rite aid or rite aide
It’s such a relief
to know that spelling matters
to more than just me.
tabitha my mom
I hate to say it,
but I am not your mother.
Good luck in your search.
letters, my heart is in pain
Sorry you’re going
through pain, but what did L E T T E R S
ever do to you?
“crush on the ta”
I know your code words,
you sneaky drug dealer, you!
Go “crush” somewhere else.
catoons are kissing on lips on each other games
Um…first of all, it’s
CAR-toons. And your search term? It’s
kind of scandalous.
i like jane austen and pioneer woman
Yay! I’d like to say
“Me, too!” but I STILL haven’t
read any Austen…
just put your lips together and blow movie
(and about 20 variations of the same search)
If Humphrey Bogart
made it famous, how come I
always think of this?
“stupid ten pounds” break up
I feel your pain, friend.
Breakin’ up is hard to do.
(So is losing weight!)
i hate one way streets
We should TOTALLY
start an anti-one-way-streets
campaign. Am I right?!
my bladder was about to
For some odd reason,
I get the feeling this guy
had an accident.
embarrassing first kiss stories
Again, I’m so touched
that Google was keen enough
to direct you here.
how to write a letter to become reacquainted with old friends
A noble pursuit…
but I should tell you that I
sort of FAIL at that.
lydia dansin wive tabitha
I have a sister,
and her name IS Lydia,
but not “dansin wive.”
pap smear experience
The understatement
of the century — “Pap smear?”
More like “PAP SEVERE!“
tabitha pee
I am She Who Pee!
Glad to be of assistance.
How may I help you?
tabitha and josh’s wedding
Eew! That is just WRONG.
Josh is my brother, people.
That would be incest.
face farting stories
I just got the best
mental image: some guy’s FACE
all like, “Tthhrrrrpppththhtttt-ppfft-brrwwpppphhth!!!”*
(*Yes, that last line is totally five syllables.)
my conscious kicked in
Sigh. My conscience is
telling me that YOUR “conscious”
is illiterate.
tmi acne
Oddly enough, that
post I wrote about acne
DID creep out some folks…
I love it!
haha, I’m always fascinated by the interesting key word searches people use to find my blog. they never make ANY sense.
You are truly amazing in your ability to write in haiku!